questions?   Submit   hey everyone, i'm alec. i'm also 18. i enjoy long walks on the beach and underwater basket weaving. i once nursed a sick beaver back to health, then released him back into the wild. his name was oliver. from there, i moved into the underground world of extreme cereal eating. i was the world champion of cinnamon life and skim milk. i was voted in elementary school as most likely to join an ostrich farm. that never worked out, but i believe if it did, i would have been best egg retriever. if you're curious about me, then you're really cool because my grandma thinks i'm the shit. my friends all think i'm so cool. they don't even like hanging out with me or returning my phone calls.